Little Johnny was going to a public school and he was
doing very badly in maths. So his mother decided to
put he into a Catholic school. When she got his report
card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had
improved tremendously.

So she asked him why. He replied "When I saw that
naked guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant
business"!!

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one
day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his
bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in an
attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look
under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously,
"Whatcha ya doin', Dad?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat
go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha ya gonna do,
screw him?"