Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and theteacher says that an interesting phenomenon ofnature is that only humans stutter, no other animalin the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my caton the verandah. The neighbours' Great Dane camearound the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff!ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say"FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"