Little Johnny's teacher decided that she would play a game with the children. She would say a letter and they would make up a word to go with the letter. So the game began and she said "A" and Little Johnny raised his hand "ME! ME!"

But the teacher, knowing Little Johnny's foul mouth, thought "No Way he is going to say asshole" so she called on Little Suzy and Suzy replied "A", ant". The teacher replied "Good" and then she said "B".

Little Johnny was getting louder and she thought, "NO WAY if I call on him he will say bitch or something." So she called on Little Billie and he says, "Ball" The teacher says "great!"

The teacher goes all the way to letter R and the only student left WAS Little Johnny so she thought for a few minutes and decided that there was not a curse word beginning with "R"

So she called on Little Johnny and he stood up and said "R .......... Rats........... Big mothers with dicks this long," and he spread his hands far apart.