Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked children to tell her what came into their minds when thy saw this brick.

Billy said, "I think about my dad. He is a construction worker."

Suzie "I think about our new house."

Then the teacher thought 'Why don't I ask Little Johnny? After all, what can he say about a brick that would be improper?'

So she said, "Little Johnny, what do you think about when you see this brick?"

Little Johnny stopped carving a big J into his desk and said, "Naked chicks!"

The teacher was horrified "But why, Little Johnny? Why? This is a brick!"

So Little Johnny said "But I always think about naked chicks!"

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