Little Johnny and his dad were in the front yardattempting to fly a kite. Every time the kite wentup into the air, it came crashing down. This wenton for a while until Little Johnny's mom stuck herhead out of the front door and yelled, "You needmore tail!"Little Johnny's father yelled back "Shut up you BITCH!I told you yesterday that I needed more tail... andyou told me to go fly a kite!"