Little Johnny's father decided it was time for 14 yr. old Little Johnny to learn the facts of life. He takeshim to the local house of ill repute, which is frontedby a beauty parlor.
He introduces Little Johnny to the madam, andexplains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex.
The madam says, "You've been such a good customerover the years, I'm going to see to this personally."
So she takes Little Johnny by the hand and leads himupstairs, where she completes his deflowering.
Later, as they are walking downstairs the madamsays, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to seethat you get the full treatment before you leave. I'mgoing to give you a manicure."
Two weeks later Little Johnny and his father run intothe madam on the main street. Little Johnny is actinga little shy, so the madam smiles and says, "Well, LittleJohnny, don't you remember me?"
"Yes, Ma'am, " Little Johnny stammers, "you're the ladythat gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernailsso I couldn't scratch 'em."