Little Johnny was having problems in English class,so his teacher decided to stop by on her way hometo speak with his parents. When she rang the bell,Little Johnny answered.
"I'd like to talk to your mother or father," she said.
"Sorry, but they ain't here."
"Little Johnny!" she said, "what is it with your grammar?"
"Beats me," he replied, "but dad sure was mad thatthey had t'go bail her out again!"